"There's a big set of Spasmers. They're everywhere and they love spasming. They love it so much they've made like a cult out of it. They try to find meet everybody's worries and desires by spasming. As much as they possibly can! And there's a whole group (possibly a big one, but not as big as our Mind and Heart! Nothing like that!) of them that, unfortunately, try to find ways to spasm to prevent anybody from doing anything in a non-spasmy way."
"Oh no!" said Worried About Emailing with chagrin.
"There's much more," continued Worried About Worries And Spasms.