On Wed, Mar 22, 2017 at 08:28:52PM -0700, Razer wrote:
The Dishwasher's Guide to Politics
Capitalism: You wash the dishes, the ones who own them profit
Libertarianism: You wash the dishes, the one's who own them profit tax-free.
Democracy: Even as a dishwasher, you deserve a say as to which politician is best suited to protect the economy that keeps you in the dish room.
Reform: Shorter stacks, warmer water, longer breaks--same dishes
Anarchism: Everyone shares in the dish-washing
Firetruck off! If I want to eat off dirty dishes, I'll damn well eat off dirty dishes and NOT wash the dishes! Wash whatever damn dishes you want, but leave me out of it! ;)
Source: Contradictionary https://crimethinc.com/books/contradictionary
Also see: http://www.infoshop.org/FakeAnarchistsLibertarians