Re: Morning Spam

I'm in the midst of attempting to paste emails into this thread that didn't make it.

From Feb 2. The below was later revised:

<Boss explains to barista that his workers are rebelling and deluding him and he needs help. He continues to smoke a cigar in the face of the barista, and seems only to be able to talk when doing so unless exerting great effort. They point to a "no smoking" sign and request he stop smoking before answering any question. He is directed to one of the tables where some characters are chatting.>