look around
You are in Mutating Room 1. There are exits to the east, west, north, and south.
west
There is a vending machine here. A turning passageway ascends sharply northwest.
ask vending machine for soda pop
Vending Machine: "<whirr> <clank>"
tell vending machine to turn into a giant reckless warbot
The vending machine rattles quizzically at you. A single arm carrying a high-powered laser sprouts out of one side of it. The arm moves around a bit, every now and then firing its laser at a part of the cavern wall. When it does this, limestone shrapnel flies around a little.
tell the vending machine you made a mistake. the instructions were meant for somebody else.
The vending machine dispenses 1 bottle of Soda Pop.
take soda pop
You add the bottle to your inventory. You now have three thousand seven hundredy thirty one bottles of soda pop.