Hello! It is my turn to spam the list. I guess? Fake cypherpunk walks up to mailing list. "I am a cypherpunk! Here is a news article! You're a fucking government agent! The square root of PGP is RSA according to this wikipedia article! Here is a project I made at github.com! Open source the hackers' private keys, goddamn those martians!" No offense meant to anybody who is either a cypherpunk, or pretending to be one. I'm probably both of those myself, in some way or another. The next section is probably an attempt to make the list look like terrorism paired with an attempt to make things in community. This is what most people are doing, right? --- I want to make my own time machine! I understand most people have made one by now, but many other people still think they are impossible to build and those people are [crossed out: our slaves] [crossed out: in big trouble for how stupid they are] going to love it when we show them our awesome time machines. I've been classifying the responses of my millions of viewers using hive-cote 2 and forecasting them using fbprophet and I'm just about ready to backsolve in order to control their every move, but I know that when I do it will raise flags with everyone else's time machines when my new timeline doesn't include their machines any more. I was thinking, in the next upcoming time war, we could tie the timelines into a shape that says "please help me i'm trapped in the hyperefficient marketing algorithm my boss made out of my body" but I dunno, what do you think? _joking_ _joking_ I have no idea what i'm talking about, I just tried to write some software a little and a professor showed up in a phone booth, talking backwards about how I should stay off facebook or I might turn into a canine.