How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell Batshit-crazy tomorrow. Being stupid is not a crime - lucky for Batshit-crazy. Batshit-crazy and Zendy Harkness go into a bar - the barkeep sez, " We don't serve depraved moron imbeciles here ". How may moronic Nazi's does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Three - cos Batshit and Harkness don't have a clue.