CDR: Re: Ho to KICK OUT Junkbusters users
Igor Chudov wrote:
One of the most popular features, aside from math help, is "Talk to Splotchy", which is a conversation with an Eliza-like AI program. But unlike Eliza, Spltchy is more like a chatterbox with a lot more personality. Some people even have cybersex with Splotchy.
Also, I have a "talk to George W Bush LIVE" section at bush-2000.algebra.com. Basically the same thing but politically educated.
Has anyone had cybersex with your incarnation of G W Bush? [shudder]
Nomen Nescio wrote:
Igor Chudov wrote:
One of the most popular features, aside from math help, is "Talk to Splotchy", which is a conversation with an Eliza-like AI program. But unlike Eliza, Spltchy is more like a chatterbox with a lot more personality. Some people even have cybersex with Splotchy.
Also, I have a "talk to George W Bush LIVE" section at bush-2000.algebra.com. Basically the same thing but politically educated.
Has anyone had cybersex with your incarnation of G W Bush? [shudder]
yep, numerous times. the funny thing is that the "AI" program that is georgewbush has no state at all, it just replies to the user's last phrase according to the rules. But I tried to make sure that georgewbush is well prepared politically. My experience with splotchy and georgewbush illustrates ridiculousness of most human conversations. User: have you had sex befor Answer: ooohh I'm getting hot! User: yes you are hot Answer: I don't think so... User: yes Answer: are you being totally honest? User: yes Answer: you sound quite positive User: ya baby Answer: you are beginning to act like a baby User: on sexy Answer: continue, please User: have you had sibersex befor Answer: Are you having a good day? User: yes Answer: are you being totally honest? User: yes Answer: you sound quite positive User: have you had sibersex befor Answer: I like talking to you User: do you want to have sibersex Answer: quite often User: lets have sibersex Answer: Are you having a good day? User: suck my ass Answer: that's quite nasty User: suck my dick Answer: geez User: you were beter yesterday Answer: we can not live in the past User: are you gay Answer: No, I am not gay User: who are you Answer: I am a k-rad person! User: so why do you not whant to have sex with me Answer: none of your business User: are you gorge bush Answer: Glad you know me by my name. Ever been to Texas? User: mabe Answer: hugh? User: sexy sexy sexy Answer: that's interesting User: why arnt you gay Answer: who knows User: have you met a gay person Answer: that's nice User: suck my brest Answer: It smells like a lion in here!! yuck! User: where are you Answer: It's really none of your business User: do you whant to have sex with me Answer: I want hooters! User: I got hooters bigg ones biger than you have seen Answer: you wouldn't know it User: tell me how big you seen Answer: Don't you know how big me seen User: mabe Answer: I know nothing about that! User: so do you whant to have sex Answer: ever seen Debbie does Endor? User: yes Answer: yes?! User: yes Answer: ok User: are you gay or not Answer: none of your business User: why not Answer: because it is bad for your heart User: no its not you dont know how old i am Answer: is your dog old? User: no Answer: you seem awfully sure of yourself User: i am a sexy teen Answer: why do you think you are a sexy teen ? User: because i have gig brest Answer: why have you? User: i also have a hot ass Answer: why do you keep bringing up your ass User: because i like other peoples asses Answer: yea, that is cool. User: are you a boy or a girl Answer: I prefer blondes myself User: are you a lesbeion Answer: why, are you? User: because i like stiking my finger up other wemons things Answer: why do you like that? User: because it feels good Answer: does that explain things? User: things are the front prifet part of a women Answer: what is it about girls that you like? User: everthing Answer: I am confused User: everthing Answer: hmm...exciting User: do like having sex Answer: Sex is a team competition! User: are you marred Answer: I might be. User: coman tell me Answer: tell you what? User: are you marred Answer: none of your business User: ok strip then put your dick to the screen and we will be having sex Answer: fine User: 1,2,3 Answer: Do you hate math? User: mabe Answer: like I care User: are you having sex Answer: do you think I am sexy? User: yes Answer: are you being totally honest? User: send me a picher of you Answer: are you just babbling? User: no Answer: do you expect me to believe that? User: yes Answer: ok User: are you having sex with me Answer: I want hooters! User: iv got hooters Answer: I hate life. User: me to Answer: I see User: have sex with me Answer: Sex is a team competition! User: lay on the floor and hump it and it will be like having sex Answer: ooohh I'm getting hot! User: so am i Answer: I like talking to you User: so doi Answer: like I care User: mabe Answer: Where are you from? Not Louisiana I hope? User: i am from Louisiana Answer: And how do you like it in louisiana User: great Answer: haven't the foggiest User: yes Answer: are you positive? User: yes Answer: o.k. User: are you on the floor Answer: why, are you? User: because we are having sex Answer: babes? User: sexy babes Answer: I don't seem to understand you. User: grab your wenny and go uh uh uh Answer: Are you having a good day? User: yes Answer: yes?! User: my parent arnt home so i am nude Answer: does anyone know you are nude ? User: no Answer: you are very negative today User: no Answer: are you sure? User: yes Answer: allright User: so what do you want to do Answer: what difference does it make what I want to do ? User: because i whant to have sex Answer: ever seen Debbie does Jellystone park? User: you already asked me that ? Answer: I never! User: yes you did Answer: yes?! User: yes Answer: o.k. User: kiss my ass Answer: I don't think I'd enjoy that at all User: stick your tung up my ass Answer: are you an anal compulsive type? User: mabe Answer: I don't seem to understand you. User: mabe Answer: I want a joystick User: so do i Answer: ask Pink Floyd, they may know User: ok Answer: okey-dokey User: same here Answer: Hey you are a smart person. User: yes Answer: are you being totally honest? User: yes Answer: o.k. User: are you sexy Answer: of course not, don't be silly User: you are not sexy Answer: maybe I am not sexy User: i whant to hup you Answer: you may think you whant to hup, but you don't User: are you old Answer: do you worry about becoming old? User: no Answer: I think you are lying User: no im not Answer: maybe someday you will User: ya Answer: are you just babbling? User: are you on the compuder Answer: why, are you? User: yes Answer: allright User: do you act like a girl Answer: you're not a woman are you? User: yes i am Answer: does anyone know you are ? User: yes Answer: really? User: no Answer: you are very negative today User: no Answer: are you sure? User: no Answer: explain User: i am horny Answer: I'm horny, too User: lets get down Answer: Hey you are a smart person. User: you already asked me that ? Answer: no I don't User: do you like playimg with your dick Answer: If I did like playimg with my dick , would I tell you? User: yes Answer: That's what I thought User: so do you Answer: If I did , would I tell you? User: you arnt a girl are you Answer: women? where? User: are you horny Answer: just keep your pants on...please User: sorry there on the floor because i am nude Answer: why are you nude ? User: because we were having sex Answer: ever seen Debbie does Baltimore? User: yes Answer: gotcha--I understand User: great Answer: I like talking to you User: so do i Answer: I wonder what a gorilla would taste like? User: i wonder what it would feel like having sex with a gorilla Answer: male User: yes Answer: yes?! User: have you ever gon skiny dipping Answer: are you new here? You seem confused... User: no Answer: do you expect me to believe that? User: yes Answer: allright User: allright Answer: Do kangaroos bite? User: yes Answer: are you sure? User: yes Answer: That's what I thought User: are you horny Answer: I'm horny, too User: let get horny Answer: I really don't care about your sex life User: you are my sex life Answer: life is a long song, but the tune ends too soon for us all... User: kiss me Answer: not with others around! User: who is oround Answer: Not sure who, exactly User: where are you Answer: It's really none of your business User: ok Answer: OK! User: do you have eny pets Answer: what difference does it make whether or not I have eny pets ? User: because you can hup your pet like i am Answer: why do you think you are ? User: because i am Answer: I can see you are . that's obvious User: horny horny Answer: maybe you should take a cold shower User: no a hot shower with you Answer: why not? User: because hot feels better to peoples privets Answer: you could be right User: let have sex in the shower Answer: I am quite a stud, if I do say so myself User: are you Answer: of course not, don't be silly User: coman Answer: aaaaaah User: sex with me Answer: Sex is a team competition! User: good bey i am going to have sex Answer: where are the babes!!? - Igor.
On Sat, 28 Oct 2000, Igor Chudov wrote:
Has anyone had cybersex with your incarnation of G W Bush? [shudder]
yep, numerous times. the funny thing is that the "AI" program that is
I don't know who's more screwed up: the people who attempt cybersex with your AI GWB, you for programming the AI to respond to people initiating cybersex, or us for finding it fascinating that this occurs. [snip]
My experience with splotchy and georgewbush illustrates ridiculousness of most human conversations.
[snip]
Answer: I like talking to you User: so do i
I had the opportunity several years ago to have dinner with author Gentry Lee. We discussed the state of employment in the coming century if it presented a future where automation was ubiquitous. Lee hypothesized that less than 10% of the population would be employed at any given time. All labor and services that could be done by machines and computers would be. (This was about the time that NeXT Cubes were running the NeXT manufacturing plant, and everyone found that so amazing...) The intelligentsia would become the working class. Humans would only need to "work" as architects of the automation system. People in these roles would work for a small period of time, but spend most of their lives unemployed. He predicted that the unemployed masses would spend their time in reality simulation programs, living out fantasy lives. This had the benefit of limiting the visible effects of overpopulation, crime, and other social problems. He presented this as a utopian view of the future. I disagreed for two main reasons. I didn't see it likely that 10% of the world's population would be interested in working to support the other 90%, without receiving something in return. (_The Matrix_ was still a few years from being released, so the thought of using people as a fuel source hadn't occurred to me. I did suggest that perhaps a Soylent Green type scenario might provide some justification for such a lop-sided burden on this working minority, but not enough.) I don't recall that Lee had any really solid answer to this argument. The other issue I had, and the one that applies to this thread, is that I found it impossible to believe that AI personalities and VR environments would have developed far enough to provide systems capable of passing the Turing test [is there an equivalent test for VR systems? A user should not be able to distinguish between VR and reality... ] and thus the 90% of idle masses would not be content to be fed brain candy, rotting their lives away in computer generated fantasies. I'm becoming convinced that I was wrong. I've heard of people dropping out of college because they have spent too much time on text-based MUDs. I've seen teenagers go into debt so that they could spend most of their waking moments in the arcades. And now, I've read a transcript of a person getting herself off through a text conversation with a stateless program designed to emulate one of the most boring presidential candidates in years. People like this would be more than happy to embrace Lee's virtual reality existence, and would be more than willing to exist on the donations provided by the productive few. I doubt they would be motivated enough to cause any trouble for this plan. Our "human rights" measures are counteracting the natural protections against laziness and stupidity. The human species is in trouble if people like "User" breed. God, I hate welfare.
Yep, it is the fact that my conversation programs are stateless that makes the situation most appalling. But the point it, the illusion that Splotchy (see www.algebra.com) is a human is created because a lot of humans participate in conversations without even keeping their own "state". Remarks like "oh realy", "that's terrible", etc etc, are stateless form of conversation. igor Alex B. Shepardsen wrote:
On Sat, 28 Oct 2000, Igor Chudov wrote:
Has anyone had cybersex with your incarnation of G W Bush? [shudder]
yep, numerous times. the funny thing is that the "AI" program that is
I don't know who's more screwed up: the people who attempt cybersex with your AI GWB, you for programming the AI to respond to people initiating cybersex, or us for finding it fascinating that this occurs.
[snip]
My experience with splotchy and georgewbush illustrates ridiculousness of most human conversations.
[snip]
Answer: I like talking to you User: so do i
I had the opportunity several years ago to have dinner with author Gentry Lee. We discussed the state of employment in the coming century if it presented a future where automation was ubiquitous.
Lee hypothesized that less than 10% of the population would be employed at any given time. All labor and services that could be done by machines and computers would be. (This was about the time that NeXT Cubes were running the NeXT manufacturing plant, and everyone found that so amazing...) The intelligentsia would become the working class. Humans would only need to "work" as architects of the automation system. People in these roles would work for a small period of time, but spend most of their lives unemployed.
He predicted that the unemployed masses would spend their time in reality simulation programs, living out fantasy lives. This had the benefit of limiting the visible effects of overpopulation, crime, and other social problems. He presented this as a utopian view of the future.
I disagreed for two main reasons. I didn't see it likely that 10% of the world's population would be interested in working to support the other 90%, without receiving something in return. (_The Matrix_ was still a few years from being released, so the thought of using people as a fuel source hadn't occurred to me. I did suggest that perhaps a Soylent Green type scenario might provide some justification for such a lop-sided burden on this working minority, but not enough.) I don't recall that Lee had any really solid answer to this argument.
The other issue I had, and the one that applies to this thread, is that I found it impossible to believe that AI personalities and VR environments would have developed far enough to provide systems capable of passing the Turing test [is there an equivalent test for VR systems? A user should not be able to distinguish between VR and reality... ] and thus the 90% of idle masses would not be content to be fed brain candy, rotting their lives away in computer generated fantasies.
I'm becoming convinced that I was wrong.
I've heard of people dropping out of college because they have spent too much time on text-based MUDs. I've seen teenagers go into debt so that they could spend most of their waking moments in the arcades.
And now, I've read a transcript of a person getting herself off through a text conversation with a stateless program designed to emulate one of the most boring presidential candidates in years.
People like this would be more than happy to embrace Lee's virtual reality existence, and would be more than willing to exist on the donations provided by the productive few. I doubt they would be motivated enough to cause any trouble for this plan.
Our "human rights" measures are counteracting the natural protections against laziness and stupidity. The human species is in trouble if people like "User" breed.
God, I hate welfare.
- Igor.
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Nomen Nescio