TV ANNOUNCER: In a recent interview, Microsoft CEO Steve Balmer was quoted as saying: "Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches." The medical researchers at Beaker-Bunsen took up the challenge to carefully dissect Balmer's statement. They discovered there was indeed medical precedent for calling Linux a cancer. We asked them what the medical equivalent would be for Windows. "Tourette syndrome, of course" they replied. http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20010604