As some day it may happen that a victim must be found, I've got a little list--I've got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground, And who never would be missed--who never would be missed! There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs-- All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs-- All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat-- All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like _that_-- And all third persons who on spoiling tete-a-tetes insist-- They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed! I'll take that as a badge of honor. Or something. Hey, any of you posters here, ever noticed unusual scrutiny on flights, whether domestic, or international? ----- Forwarded message from "Karsten N." <awxcnx@web.de> -----