How do we know the proposed legislation wasn't just a smoke screen? Isn't it possible that the Feds have already compromised Intel or MicroSoft? Is there some way to be sure that the new 486 chip running your computer isn't recording each PGP or RSA private key you generate?

S a n d y ssandfort@attmail.com

Sandy has discovered the deep dark secret of crypto! I worked for Intel from 1974 to 1986 and can confirm this to be the case. Every crypto key is secretly recorded by Intel microprocessors. Motorola processors do not yet record keys, which I why use a Macintosh. The specific instruction is the so-called "NSA instruction" which John Gilmore identified some time ago. Sun Microsystems was ordered by the NSA to redesign their chips to capture keys, which is why the SPARC processor was introduced. SPARC stands for "Sun Processor Allowing Remote Capture." Once the keys have been captured and stored on the user's hard disk (notice how the drives occasionally turn on a night?), they are forwarded to the NSA and National Surveillance Organization by "screen saver" programs, like "After Dark," which were actually written by the Berkeley Microsystems cut-out operation of the NSO. Real hackers don't use cutesy screen saver programs. This new automated system is much more convenient than the previous system, where the FBI and NSO had to break into homes and offices in order to retrieve the keys the Intel processors had recorded. -Klaus! von Future Prime, Cypherpunk and Extropian