Because it's kind of hard to keep focused on the front sight when you're laughing at a rap song explaining thermodynamics sung by Stephen Hawking. Timothy McVeigh <tmcv@prison.net> wrote:

At 08:10 AM 6/9/01 -0700, A. Melon wrote:

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Check out "F*ck the Creationists" by MC Hawking: http://www.mchawking.com/music.html.

You can lay the funky shit on them creationists.

Why, when it only takes 4 muscles to pull a trigger, and 42 to frown?