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Hmm, a non-existant section of a defunct Senate bill from 1998 that never made it out of committee? Sounds legit to me...

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ROFLMAO The CP list seems to have degenerated quite a bit, judging from all the spam. Maybe it's Detwiler in disguise, eh? ―- All your paranoias are belong to us!