To: **** **** ***** *****> Subject: !!! FREE BEER FOR LIFE !!! “I’m Stranger Here, Myself” — Part VI of The True Story Of The InterNet Chapter 02C8: !!! FREE BEER FOR LIFE !!! As an added incentive for those who have been expectantly awaiting the release of Part VI of The True Story Of The InterNet manuscripts, and as an initial incentive for those who have no interest at all in it and resent this kind of garbage just showing up in their email unexpectedly, the Cult Of One #05987-196 is once again entering each and every Reader&OR&Deleter in the TTSotIN ‘Free Beer For Life’ Contest Drawing. The beer is a 12 o.z. bottle of Samuel Adams, and the winner can keep it for life. There has been considerable resentment raised over the remarkable coincidence of my having won ‘Free Beer For Life’ Contests I thru V, and some suggestions that I should disqualify myself from future contests, so I have decided not to enter myself in the contest this time. There will once again be a Quiz regarding the manuscripts, to make certain that the winner has read them. However, a perfect score will disqualify an individual for cheating. An excellent score will disqualify an individual because nobody likes a wise-guy, eh? An average score will disqualify an individual for being an AOL subscriber. A lousy score will disqualify an individual for obviously having been loaded while reading the manuscripts, thus they hardly need one lousy beer. In the event of all others being disqualified, I become the winner by default. In event of a tie, U.$. Treasury Agent Jeff Gordon will arrest one of the winners. Good Luck…