A Simple Plan ( Re: explosives )
"matt ." <morrow39@hotmail.com> wrote :
Science project? omg shut the hell up. For all we know, your probably some crazed arab going on a suicide spree
By the name perhaps a "Basque Separatist" is more likely.
From: "coretta fontenot" <cfontenot1@hotmail.com>
How can I make an explosive? its cause that's my science project
It's a fairly simple process really. 1) read about many types 2) choose one 3) get the materials 4) make it 5) turn the material in to your watch commander 6) blame everyone that you found to be of assistance during your project of providing material assistance to terrorists #6 is all too likely to be true because some terrorists wear uniforms and some hold public office.
From: "coretta fontenot" <cfontenot1@hotmail.com> How can I make an explosive? its cause that's my science project
It's a fairly simple process really.
I have an even simpler process: 1. Go to the supermarket. You will need the following it: Five large cans of refried beans, a piece of cheesecloth, and a cigarette lighter or some long matches. 2. Eat the beans. All of them. 3. After a sufficient quantity of explosive gas has formed, moisten the cheesecloth. 4. Remove your outer and underwear. 5. Lay on your back, and drape the wet cheesecloth (don't forget, it needs to be wet!) in such a way as to protect yourself from fiery harm. With the other hand, hold the lighter and ignite the gas as you release it. 6. You have created an explosion! The Cypherpunks is always a helpful list!
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