Check out "F*ck the Creationists" by MC Hawking: http://www.mchawking.com/music.html. You can lay the funky shit on them creationists. Alan Olsen wrote:

To: David Honig Cc: mmotyka@lsil.com, cypherpunks@cyberpass.net Subject: Re: Ed Felten and researchers sue RIAA, DOJ over right to publish

On Wed, 6 Jun 2001, David Honig wrote:

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We are all scientists.

And really, we are: even children apply the scientific method. Its not rocket science.

You have not dealt with many Creationists I take it...