Abuse@hotmail.com kindly agreed to teach this particular bomb some phenomenology. So either he's a clueless kid who'll have to get a new Hotmail or Yahoo account after being whacked, or he's a clueless Law Entrapment Officer who'll have to do so, or he's a troll who's had an afternoon's entertainment :-) At 01:17 AM 10/30/00 +0000, David E. Smith wrote:

On Sun, 29 Oct 2000, sam ram wrote:

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: Hi, can you please show me a easy way to make a home made bomb by using things from the house. so please write back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This depends largely on whether your home is equipped with a camcorder. Assuming it is, here's the instructions:

1. Get a piece of Scotch tape, and your copy of last month's WWF Pay-Per-View that you foolishly bought. Put the tape over the little notch on the end of the tape, so you can record over the TLC ("Tables, Ladders, and Chairs") (oh my!) match.

2. Call up five of your friends (assuming one of your friends is Paul Anderson and another one is Kurt Russell).

3. Get some guns. These should be easy to acquire. If you already have one gun, you can use it to acquire more; this, however, is beyond the scope of these Step By Step (TM) instructions.

4. Go to your local junkyard at night.

5. Have random people start shooting the guns at Kurt, while he mutters and grunts but doesn't say anything. Have Paul point the camera at random stuff.

There you go. You've just re-created the bomb "Soldier."

HTH. HAND.

...dave

---- David E. Smith, POB 515045, St. Louis MO 63151 http://www.technopagan.org/ dave@technopagan.org

"I must remember to destroy those children after my breakfast has been eaten." -- Mojo Jojo

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