Timothy C. May writes:

Anyway, I have long wanted to get a t-shirt or sweatshirt silk-screened with "D.A.R.E." on it, as so many phony parents are nowwearing (I think the kiddies get gold stars if they sell one of these shirts to their parents). But *my* shirt would go something like this:

"D. rugs A. re R. eality E. nhancers"

A friend of mine is in the T-shirt business... he can take a GIF or other graphics file, print it on a color printer, and heat-transfer it to a T-shirt. Not quite as nice as silk-screen, but the set-up cost is much lower, especially for onesies. Consider taking a paint program and, um, "rolling your own" custom T-shirt design. Perhaps run an official DARE poster through a color scanner and make suitable modifications. If you're interested, I will ask him for details.