Quatloos: I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER, to be a transfer agent for some of my credit instruments denominated in U.S. Dollars. Please advise the your address for you new TRANSFER AGENT status where you can receive Registered Mail with the said credit instruments for your TRANSFER AGENT actions thereon. In order to make sure the credit instruments get to the correct person, I need your full Christian name and personal address for the Registered Mail, any corporate entity will not work, you will have to accomplish this task in your individual commercial liability. Please be advised, what you consider worthless, does have value and I will expect you to properly transfer my credit from my credit instruments to the proper entity/people. I also do not expect you to work for nothing, you will be authorized to deduct ten (10) percent of the said amount you transfer, as a fee for your services. Michael Joseph Kearns c/o 8916 Datapoint Suite 3225 San Antonio, Texas 78229 210-614-4206 210-614-5698 (fax) email: jrkearns@ev1.net web page: http://users2.ev1.net/~jrkearns Quatloos! wrote:

Send any paper money and other worthless script to us and we will dispose of it correctly and patriotically, so that you are no longer tainted by it. We will even give 10 cents in HARD COIN (your choice!) for each "worthless" FRNs or any other paper purporting to be U.S. money which has a President (or Ben Franklin, which is pretty much the same thing) on it.

Quatloos! http://www.quatloos.com

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