AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO CRYPTOGRAPHERS FROM THE 9th CIRCUS FERAL COURT “I’m Stranger Here, Myself” — Part VI of The True Story Of The InterNet Chapter 02C5: AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO CRYPTOGRAPHERS FROM THE 9th CIRCUS FERAL COURT It has come to the attention of ‘Maybe I’m A Judge, Maybe I’m A Computer Program’ Arnold that quite a number of supposedly highly intelligent number-crunchers in the Cryptography Community are still mystified as to the Rapidity&OR&Rabidity of the assault which the Defarcement of (n)Ju$tice and the Ninth Circus Court launched on Bernstein, Bell and Toto, among others. Perhaps a bit of straight-talk from those involved might help to clear things up. U.$. Treasury Agent Jeff Gordon: “Look, you fucking morons. When the IRS stomps the living shit out of some average John&OR&Jane Doe, fucking up their lives, their finances, their reputations and their future, do you think it’s because we give a FatRat’sAss about them? “Buy a clue. (http://www.clueserver.org) The whole point of doing so, and making sure that it receives plenty of MainStreamDream Media coverage, is to scare the Living BeJesus out of the other J&OR&J Doe TaxPayers&Payers&Payers out there, and to serve notice that the Federal Government, the IRS in particular, is all powerful, and can crush Ewe like a bug whenever and wherever TheRoyalWe feel like it, and that Ewe are powerless to stop us.” “So take a wild guess… Do you think anybody really gave a FatRat’sAss about Bernstein’s nickel&dime handiwork? Who do Ewe think the real target was?” [gNote from http://clueserver.org : “Can Ewe say ‘Ewe?’…Sure, Ewe Can!”] Assistant Federal Prosecutor Robb London: “When Toto’s first words to the Ninth Circus Court were that he was ready to proceed and wanted to represent himself, why do you think he spent the next nine months being denied all of his constitutional rights, being subjected to medical abuse and physical torture in a PrisonForTheCriminallyInsane, just as the Secret Service had threatened, and then being tried and sentenced even after being found incompetent in the only competency hearing held by the Ninth Circus Court? “Do you think it was because we gave a fat rat’s ass about him? Buy a fucking clue. (http://www.clueserver.org) We tried to plead him out to time served after we proved our point that we can do anything we want to anybody we want, and ScrewTheConstitution, but the fucking moron thought he was going to actually get a trial…Duuhh… “So take a wild guess… Who do Ewe think we were really trying to send a message to?” [gNote from http://clueserver.org : If Ewe still need a hint, try asking Petite Minds Grand Jury Target William ‘I’m Sorry I Made A Perfectly Legal Post To The CypherPunks List’ H. Geiger III, or Adam ‘I Mathematically Proved That I Can Never Go To The U.$. Without Being Arrested’ Back.] Feral Court Judge ‘Maximum’ Jack Tanner: “Didn’t EweDumbBastards notice during Bell’s <nod-nod> ‘trial’ <wink-wink> that even the MainStreamDream Media no longer bothers to pretend that there is any shred of constitutional grounds for my “bizarre,” “confusing” and “peculiar” rulings. Not only that, but no one even hints that anything should, or will, be done about the open travesties of justice that take place in my court. “I’m fucking GOD! Do eWE The Sheeple think Ewe want to fuck with the Ninth Circus Court? Do Ewe feel Punk, Lucky? We’ll do you…” Pubic Defender “Uncle Gene’ Grantham: “Surely you folks don’t think that I publicly acknowledged on the InterNet that I never bothered to prepare for trial and lost key evidence by accident, do you? Do you think it was an ‘oversight’ on my part to reveal that I was illegally and unethically advising my client to plead guilty while publicly proclaiming my belief in his innocence? “If I can get my erotic kicks ‘touching myself’ while listening to my clients relate the abuse and torture they are subjected to, and count on the Ninth Circus Judges to ignore Motions to the Court in regard to my Moral Turpitude, then who do Ewe think is supposed to take heed of the message being sent, here?” Feral Court Judge Robert Bryan: “Trying a case where the defendant is denied all of his or her constitutional rights is kind of like pitching a no-hitter, in the Ninth Circus Court. But to do it to a defendant that you have found incompetent, in your very first trial as a federal judge… Well, let’s just say that if any of those smart-ass number-crunchers decide to fuck with the Ninth Circus Court, again, it won’t be because I didn’t warn them… Nobody@replay.com: “The Ninth Circus Court has broken new ground, in ruling, in UNITED STATES OF AMERICA v. CARL JOHNSON – NO. CR98-5393RJB, that emails written by Artificial Intelligence computer programs were evidence of the programs having acted with ‘intent and malice.’ The ‘Not Ready For Prime Numbers Players’ would like to thank those responsible for the first confirmation, by a U.$. Feral Court, of the creation of an Artificial Intelligence LifeForm found to be not only more ‘competent’ than some of its creators, and thus capable of assuming ‘responsibility’ for its actions, but also found capable of being a ‘true threat,’ according to Ninth Circus Court standards, to Feral employees and the Patron Saint of TouretTics, Wm. Gates III, who has made Cursors of us all. eWe Applaud: OtOt: For making his simpatico.ca account freely available, in an outstanding example of TrueAccess2Information, as the Grand Central Station Of CyberSpace. Gori: For providing the AI Sperm for Arnold’s Spawn, and sharing Toto’s password with the Masses. Leca: For holding Keys to Kingdoms he never suspected. Dama: For mathematical proofs beyond number… The Killer Klowns of the Ninth Kirkus Kourt: For helping the ‘Fake A Wish’ foundation provide a poor disabled child named Toto with “The Trial Oswald Never Had.”