Whoever... knowingly conceals more than $10,000 in currency or other monetary instruments on his or her person... shall be guilty of a currency smuggling offense (and) shall be imprisoned for not more than 5 years.

Upon a showing by the property owner by a preponderence of the evidence that the currency or monetary instruments involved in the offense giving rise to the forfeiture were derived from a legitimate source and were intended for a lawful purpose, the court shall reduce the forfeiture to the maximum amount that is not grossly disproportional to the gravity of the offense...

Well folks its time to recruit some financial patriots. All you need is a wad of cash, some C4 taped to your hide and wired to a voice activated detonator. Klaatu barada nikto! Matching e-gold donations anyone?