Can you please tell me what I need to make a stink bomb, the measurements, and how to build it? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Thanx.

Yes, you can build a stink bomb with ingredients found in ordinary grocery stores! 1. Buy a pound of beans, a pound of onions, and a quarter of a pound of garlic. 2. Cook all these ingredients together in a liberal amount of cooking oil. IMPORTANT: ADD THE GARLIC LAST, because cooking tends to decrease its efficacy, so you want to minimize the garlic cooking time. 2a. Variation: Substitute lard for a south-of-the-border recipe. 2b. Variation: Substitute garbanzo beans for a Middle Eastern flavor. 3. Eat the entire thing! Yes, it's not easy to get down two pounds of fatty garlicy beans and onions, but you can do it if you believe in yourself! 4. You now have a stinkbomb in your pants. Be careful! Use it only for good! (Please consult a physician before beginning any strenuous exercise or diet program, and this is both a strenuous exercise and a diet.) Another helpful recipe from Dr. Evil. Next week: A selection of garlic desert toppings.