someone in Iraq (well, he may be on the Pakistan/Afghanistan border!) is bound to notice that

At 10:48 AM 3/26/04 -0500, Tyler Durden wrote: these

blue-suited Troops have clearly been directed (to some extent) by the same entity that directs the Green-suited troops.

Sounds like a good argument to make being a missionary or other cultural vector a capital crime, for national security reasons.