Shit,I hope I dont get into trouble for saying that...or looking at ...SKEETER'S PATENTED BLOWJOB POSITION Wanker Wang Posts: That fucking Skeeter Kerkove is a fucking psychotic motherfucker. Not only does he look like a member of the Hell's Angels but he somehow manages to get his girls to perform some of the most revolting, vile sex positions I've ever seen. Check out the thumbnails above to see how he uses a modified, self-hogtied, throat fuck position on poor little Ashley Blue there. I'm fucking sick to my stomach. You want to puke? Visit this nutcase's insanity at http://www.bridgettekerkove.com. FROM http://www.lukeford.com/ It gets worse... Bridgette Kerkove Has Baby Girl; Signs Python Deal One-time performer of the year Bridgette Kerkove is productive both on and off camera. Last Sunday Bridgette gave birth to a baby girl Kaylynn Ashley. Bridgette was at Nikita Denise's house when she went into labor. Bridgette isn't back from the hospital yet so we took an opportunity to chat with Skeeter Kerkove Gene: What's cooking now that we don't have Harry at Metro to kick around any more. Skeeter: I don't know. He's gone but I'm still shooting my filth, doing double anals, d.p.'s and love stories like that- anal fistings. Gene: You just sent me some pretty wild pix Skeeter: They're from my last shoot for Metro- Skeeter Kerkove's Teen Patrol 2. We're going for the young look, and there's some serious ass-fucking, cause everything I shoot is anal. I just love girls' butts. I just want to squeeze 'em and love 'em. Gene: Us real men do. Skeeter: That's right. And every girl gets a fist up the ass. We've had all kinds of love stories- beer bottles, and lit candles and clothespins on the nipples. This new one stars Ashley Blue, Melanie, Julianna, Flick Shagwell and Ashley Long. The only girl who didn't get a fist in her butt was Flick. But I had her very busy in a d.p. with Erik Everhard and Manual. The last time I filmed her she had done it. We just wanted to do something different this time. I had Flick on two little 12x12 plastic tables in the hogtied position with Erik Everhard plowing down in her ass with Manual getting his b.j. Then they'd switch around and keep the ATM machine going. Use your ATM machine whenever you have the opportunity. It don't cost nothing. Gene: You're doing the anals with these girls hogtied? Skeeter: Yes. It's a tricky position but once the guys get going it's beautiful. Gene: That pushes the boundaries because you're mixing sex with a hint of bondage. Skeeter: Yeah, and I like it because when was the last time you saw this position done. This is giving me my little trademarked thing where I'm having all the girls do this. Gene: The content of what you're doing seems so atypical of Metro. Skeeter: Yes, and that's what helps make it a better love story. It's a whole different trip. But why I also get out of it- believe it or not- is a really good cable version. We get all of that done in 16 minutes with a lovely striptease, some French kissing and two sex positions. Then we're ready for insanity. I also use Mark Davis in every movie. Tom Byron likes doing that and there's a reason for it because that's the type of performer Davis is. And I finally got Erik Everhard which made me happy. Alex Sanders and Jay Ashley have also been just wonderful. I use jay Ashley in every single movie- no matter what I need him to do he does it the whole time with rock, solid wood. These guys just tear it up. Sam over at Metro has been so totally cool with me, he lets me do whatever I want. I'm doing two lines a month for them now and will probable be starting a third one when Bridgette gets back. I want to do an interracial line. I love that more than anything. If you remember in 1999 Bridgette did more interracial than anybody. She was doing Lex and Byron Long and Mark Anthony every chance she could get. We also signed a contract with Python last week for a Bridgette Kerkove licensing agreement to sell the bkmax.com product of movies that Bridgette and I own exclusively- like Bridgette Kerkove's Bedtime Stories, Pussy Playground, Bubblegum Bimbos- so we're excited about that. I'll put her name out there on hundreds of websites. And her toy deal with Forbidden Fruit is going real good. It's just such an expensive toy that they're going to wholesale it out more. Gene: You're brand new daughter's got a built-in porn name. So what's going to happen if one of these days one of your daughters comes up to you and says she wants to do porno. What would you tell her. Skeeter: I would cry. Just like I would if they told me they went to get a tattoo. That's one thing- I don't want any of my children to get a tattoo. Makes the Osbornes kinda look like ozzie and harriet doesn't it?