[ASCII crap straight from Fidonet deleted.] [Obligatory obscenity deleted, as I have not the time to flame this moron.] [Obligatory crypto reference: I hear the CIA has new cybernetic cryptography hardware; they're experimenting with cyborging, and evidently they stole this poor fool's brain; for obvious reasons, the experiment failed and we can conclude the existence of a vast CIA coverup by the total lack of public denials of the conspiracy. Another telling point is that there is absolutely no evidence of a conspiracy, which attests to the great skill with which they covered it up. In addition, Timothy C. May, if his middle name is in fact Cornelius, despite his lack of trying to hide this obvious clue; is obviously at the helm of the conspiracy to present himself as a countercultural figure, when in fact the letters of his name, when added in strict numerical order and with vast compilations of material only known to the devout studier of Sumerian metaphysics; in fact equals the hideous number 93985676! 93985676, as any fool knows, is the Number of the Beast when read as Hittite cuneiform writing! Obviously, as someone of my great knowledge can tell at a glance, Timothy May, the CIA and the so-called "cypherpunks," now revealed to be, in actuality Satanpunks, devoted to the overthrow of Mom, Apple Pie, and Everything Decent. May they burn in everlasting Hell for their blasphemous, devious, internetworked conspiracy of hatred, and may they pay for their perfidy in multilevelled torture chambers filled with mud, stinging acid and vipers! Now you'll pardon me. I must go. I hear a knock at the door, and it could be the dreaded Eric Hughes himself, who is STEALING MY THOUGHTS with MICROWAVES!] ---- Robert W. F. Clark PGP Key Available Upon Request rclark@nyx.cs.du.edu clark@metal.psu.edu