Subject: Proffr1 the Illuminator. Born 1955 died 2091,proffr1 the illuminator is the eco-anark apostle,international insane saint and punk patron of Anarchia.He was the first to institute global democratic libertarian socialism as crypto-anarchy. The anarchists mainline that the faith was preached by the apostles bart and thaddeus.Thaddeus especially.(thanks chief!)The story has been taken over somewhat by the ameroanachists.Their land being the first to turn crypto-anarchist.In their version proffr1 was the son of a panthein anark who murdered king kong 2 and then drowned while crossing the river murri.Proffr1 was sepporated and baptized in the fosters by a surfragette who acted in accordance a tele-vision.Proffr1 married, then soon after smarted from his wife who became a pro,singer,dancer,actress and dowager empress on rollerskates. Proffr1 had travelled to americana where he refused to take part in human sacrifice ordered by king george.He further enraged the king by declaring himself an anarchist so when king george found out proffs father slew king kong he had him thrown into a supermax.There he was tortured in various ways with christian video nasties and bad food and coffee.The only thing that kept proffr1 sane was when he befriended a rat who passed messages between cells.Proffr1 was also sustained in his time of trial by a pious widow who bought him psychodalek drugs and pron and daphne. Meanwhile the tyrant george had gone from bad to worse.A holy virgin who resists the crazy kings depraved advances is martyred.Rhizsome plays a great part in this story as she is driven mad by the sadistic lust of the bloodthirsty vampire king george the wicked.Finally as the crowds recoil in complete horror,the kings brother see's that he is mad and prays for help.At the very moment of doom he see's a vision off cape canaveral that only proffr can save king george.Proffr1 is bought from the dungeons, and placed before the bestial george, proceeds to exorcise the evil from him. His logical,precise and poetic lucidity charm the entire court.The long discourse of the anabasis of proffr1 becomes required holovid viewing and outrates anal gang bang 6.on channel 99. Following the fantastic conversion of a boar into a peacable learned primate,proffr1 moves around the kingdom in style staking unregenerate KG wannabees and larrabees that refuse enlightenment.There are suprisingly few as excited web surfers and SMSers spread the word of his and Rhizsomes coming.The contrast could not be greater as if lemon were suddenly squeezed into full cream milk.The false gods and werewolves are driven into caucus were they perish beneath a cypher/sword and mentalstorm.Eventually the movement leads to the collapse of govts worldwide.Truly it is written that we were in darkness before knowing of the cypher/sword of crypto-anarchy wielded by mentalstorm prophet and honorary professor1, the Illuminator.