************ A SPECIAL REPORT BY ************ "The World's Lamest Conspiracy Theorist" [TM] ********************************************* My early Report that the gNu World Order Trade Center Attack was Planned&OR&Perpetrated by "the same guys who 'done' the Kennedy's" *did* turn out to be Total BullShit, but RecentRevelations have brought PositiveProof that ThisHalfWit [TM] was on the right HalfTrack, all along. It turns out that the TwinTowerTragedy was the end result of a new Promotional Campaign for the reemergence of 'George' magazine, in which the Pilots of the HiJacked AirPlanes were supposed to 'Buzz' the WTC, creating a BigStir, with an accompanying Malestrom of Publicity. Unfortunately, the MasterMinds of 'George' magazine's Promotional Campaign had no better sense than to use Pilots that were trained by John F. Kennedy Jr. They were quite simply just Lousy Pilots, Eh? Thus the "Attack On Ameri%a" is shown to be nothing more than yet another effort by the MainStreamDream NotReallyNews Media to CoverUp yet another Grandoise FuckUp by the Kennedys, as has been going on ever since Jackie 'offed' Jack in Dallas and was Prevented from Escaping out the back of the Presidential Limosine by the Secret Service Agent who wrestled her back into the vehicle and placed her under Arrest, only to later be Accused of Groping the First Lady, in order to ShutHimTheFuckUp! [See the "Lone GunWoman Theory" Conspiracy Paper of Nov. 23, 1963] Meanwhile, Osama Been Bomb'in has been quoted as speculating that the RealReason Ameri%ans keep Observing A Minute Of Silence is that they know that Allah doesn't listen to the Prayers of InFidels, anyway. And, speaking of Moments Of Silence, I have learned from a SemiReputable Lame Conspiracy Source that George 'WhiteLine' Bush's suggestion during a Security Council meeting that those present could show Ameri%an %itizens their Resolve to Respond Quickly&OR&Strongly to the "Attack On Ameri%a" by "going out and beating up some A-RAB CabDrivers" was met by an mBareAssIng Silence, with 'DubyaEl' being deterred from this plan only by Dick Chaney reminding him, "We did that *last* week..." ===== CJ Parker #05987-196 "Proud To Be A Felon In Ameri%a!" __________________________________________________ Terrorist Attacks on U.S. - How can you help? Donate cash, emergency relief information http://dailynews.yahoo.com/fc/US/Emergency_Information/