Well, here we go, sports fans - an alternative review of Acapulco H.E.A.T. In this weeks' episode, the plot was that an Iranian freighter had gone down in the waters off Acapulco - with stolen Russian U-235 aboard (enough to make Iran a Nuclear Power). The heavy (with an atrocious generic Slavic accent) was trying to recover said uranium for sale to Iran ($50M price tag - keep it in mind). Our Fearless Team was assisted by a world-famous salvage diver. Since nearly all the "action" took place underwater (duh!) at 17 fathoms (102 feet to you non-Navy/sailing types :-) the bikini count was inordinately low. Ditto on gun battles. Ditto on explosions. Ditto on crypto/computer/privacy - the closest we got was a database search of typhoon patterns. No Fabio. There *was* a brief flurry of goodguy/badguy underwater WWF action, but considering that their alleged bottom time for the dives was 25 minutes (any diver confirmation out there?), it not only didn't last long, but wasn't terribly productive. Toward the end, the H.E.A.T. team succeeded in recovering the stolen uranium; interestingly, it appeared to be contained in a single box, approximately 2' x 18" x 18" - what with shielding, etc, I don't know that there was $50M worth inside. Something to look forward to: next week, the team goes to Panama to deal with an Evil Drug Lord. From the preview clips, it looks to have a fairly high bikini count - and they appeared to be some very nice bikinis, indeed :-) Dave Merriman ----------------------------- Disclaimer: I'm not a reviewer, but I play one on the Internet. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Finger merriman@metronet.com for PGP/RIPEM public keys and fingerprints. Unencrypted Email may be ignored without notice to sender. PGP preferred. Remember: It is not enough to _obey_ Big Brother; you must also learn to *love* Big Brother.