Yes Tyler, there is something nasty you can do that will not get you nabbed. It requires the following equipment : airline ticket ( aisle seat ) large pizza with the works quart of yogurt one dozen raw oysters one package of M&Ms ipecac syrup ( or a wafer-thin mint ) Just imagine the effect if almost every flight had one (:or more:) passengers barfing buckets of primordial goo soon after takeoff. Works just as well for trains and buses. It requires massive participation and a large, but not necessarily strong, stomach. I think it expresses quite well how recent events affect us all. This may be a new form of civil disobedience. I hereby place it in the public domain for the benfit of all mankind. I wonder if there's a lab test for ipecac? (: --