Attentively slacking

Amusingly, Robert Anton Wilson claims in his book "Everything is Under Control: Conspiracies, Cults, and Cover-Ups," the following:

"It has even been suggested that Pynchon is a pen name for T.C. May (see Crypto Anarchy)."

That would put you in your sixties. Off by more than ten years I'd guess. Though I can picture you stealing a tray from the Straight and sliding down the hill. A little harmless youthful anarchy. Wouldn't the permutation be equally likely? "It has even been suggested that T.C. May is a pseudonym for Pynchon" Fess up already! To this and the NIPC e-mail!