On the frontpage of the USA Tomorrow: - Finalized is the merger Mr. T and NWO, Inc iniatied with Microsoft. Sources for the NWO, Inc. said that with attitude of Mr. T and the Microsoft domination of computers would help in helping citizens confirm to their idiotic ideas. - grubament studies have determined that electron ray showers from the distant plant QWERTY (2nd behind the Death Star) could contain obscene pictures or worse +467973 bit encrypted messages that can be received on the average watch calculator and so it should be destroyed to protect those without mechanisms to think for themselves. - the chief fireant in charge of the DNA Supercomputer is quoted as saying that the 'BendOverAndPayYourTaxes Bull' (TM) algorithm had found that of all the shit politicians make up there worse is the shit that won't flush. - In Rhode Island it is a felony punishable my 10 years and/or a e$10,000 fine to have or have knowledge that a person is thinking about an immoral act. - Jerry Springer, their chief journalist, confirmed with pictures of the rumors that Bill Klinton WAS associating with a Cypherpunk to be Indicted Later at Brooklyn Zoo speaking in the non-decryptable tongue of language Ebonics. The transcript of the meeting was given to a fireants at the DNA Supercomputer Lab in a slight hope of finding out what was said. -Joe7