Mike Denney wrote: Subject: new regulations Sent: 2/25/97 11:31 PM Received: 2/25/97 3:49 PM From: Ken Wallace, kwallace@pragma.com To: larry@dentistat.com TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore the management has compiled the following code phrases, so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. Old Phrase New Phrase ---------- ---------- No fucking way I'm not certain that's feasible. You've got to be shitting me Really? Tell someone who gives a fuck Perhaps you should check with ... Ask me if I give a fuck Of course I'm concerned. It's not my fucking problem I wasn't involved in that project. What the fuck? Interesting behavior. Fuck it, it won't work I'm not sure I can implement this. Why the fuck didn't you tell me I'll try to schedule that. that sooner? When the fuck do you expect me to Perhaps I can work late. do this? Who the fuck cares? Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass He's not familiar with that problem. Eat shit You don't say. Eat shit and die Excuse me? Eat shit and die motherfucker Excuse me, sir? What the fuck do they want from me They weren't happy with it? Kiss my ass So you'd like help with it? Fuck it. I'm on salary I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. Shove it up your ass I don't think you understand. This job sucks I love a challenge. Who the hell died and made you boss You want me to take care of this? Blow me I see. Blow yourself Do you see? Another fucking meeting Yes, we should discuss this. I really don't give a shit I don't think it will be a problem. Fuck you How nice. How very nice! -- Toto ----------------------------- "The Xenix Chainsaw Massacre" http://bureau42.base.org/public/xenix/xenbody.html