Scott Northrup writes a wonderful crypto rant:
I like it, but it doesn't emphasize the fact that we're fighting a war here, a war against government oppression. We're fighting a guerilla war, here folks, on the future battlefield of cyberspace. And like anyone fighting a dinosaur, we've got a big jump on the enemy in that we know our way around in this new
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things may become. Automatic weapons, the Anarchist's Cookbook (suitably corrected, of course), and other martial pastimes will balance our technological wizardry.
Wonderful!
Hm. It's not a particularly good imitation of Tim May's classic parodies, but it'll have to do for now.
A puzzlement! Two questions: 1. You mean you weren't serious, that this was meant to be a parody? 2. You mean you think my posts (and my rants) are meant as parodies? I don't know which is more disturbing. In any case, I completely agree with what you wrote. (I'll plead guilty to occasionally writing satires and parodies, but most of my posts are meant seriously, even the occasional "rants," like where I get angry at gun control and midnight raids and suggest we need to prepare ourselves for a "Branch Cryptidians" type of situation. Perhaps I get too worked-up in these posts, but they're certainly not meant as parodies.) By the way, the mention of "The Anarchist's Cookbook" is quite apropos: sitting on my bookshelf near me is a loose-leaf binder labelled "The Crypto Anarchist's Cookbook," a collection of ideas and plans I began in 1988, when I coined the term and distributed my "Crypto Anarchist Manifesto" (available in the soda.berkeley.edu archive). (What's in the "Crypto Anarchist's Cookbook": Stuff on digital money, information markets, data havens, bootleg medical research networks, whistle blowing, using religions and games as legal cover for encryption, schemes for an "electronic Democracy Wall," and the "Labyrinth," a network of remailers I devised before learning of Chaum's 1981 work and his "DC-Net" of 1988...I eagerly told Chaum about my ideas for untraceable mail when I met him at the 1988 Crypto Conference and he looked at me in a funny way and then told me he'd invented these in 1981 and called them "mixes"! I was both crestfallen and pleased, for the obvious reasons. Eric Hughes has suggested I contact Loompanics Press--publisher and mail-order source of various weird books, and a source you should all know about--about publishing something like this. Some of the crypto books they publish ("Beyond Decoder Rings") are really lame...some crypto anarchy stuff could really find a market, I think.)
If we give them an excuse, they'll crush us like bugs.
We can't be seen as crazed revolutionaries. We have to be more like relatively harmless specialists in the field of privacy in cyberspace, explaining that technology has the potential to cause arbitrary badness, and we've got ideas about how to do things a different, better way. We can be out on the fringe of normality, but if we're seen in the same light as [fill in your favorite trivialized group of wackos here], we're fucked. Martyrdom is sexy and romantic, but rarely useful, and almost never ideal.
Do keep in mind that this entire message is my personal opinion about how to go about making the world a better place. I'm not completely psycho about it, I don't think people with different ideas are stupid or even necessarily wrong. I just think the "conflict" meme is in danger of being given too much emphasis.
Boy, the debate about our mission is really getting interesting! I applaud this debate, even if I disagree with Scott on these points. As with the debate several months back over the _name_ of our group ("Cypherpunks" is seen as too subversive, too outre, by some, who would prefer some name that is less threatening, such as the "Crypto Privacy Association"), there are positives and negatives to be found for each side. I've already written too much today, so I'll leave it for others to debate. -Tim May, CPA ("Oh, an accountant?" "No, I'm a crypto privacy advocate." "Oh.") -- .......................................................................... Timothy C. May | Crypto Anarchy: encryption, digital money, tcmay@netcom.com | anonymous networks, digital pseudonyms, zero 408-688-5409 | knowledge, reputations, information markets, W.A.S.T.E.: Aptos, CA | black markets, collapse of governments. Higher Power: 2^756839 | Public Key: PGP and MailSafe available. Note: I put time and money into writing this posting. I hope you enjoy it.