Jeff Gordons dead

We finally caught up with him,boiled the skin off his hands to make some 'gloves' to send his family as a warning not to fuck with a netizens box. We then did some 'keyhole surgery' on the pudgy fuckers stomach,fished out his small intestine up high and nailed it to a tree.We then had fun running him around and around the mulberry bush. Oh I forgot we'd previously made him dig a vertical grave and he was made to jump in,cattle prod livened him up for the main course.Buried up to his head it was time to release the dogs.So long Jeff,Its been real.