I am pleased to announce that the Search Committee has found an Executive Director for the newly renamed "Privacy Institute." He will serve as both manager and as external spokesman for the Institute. We searched for a respectable person, preferably middle-aged, who knew how to communicate with bureaucrats and was prepared to relocate to the Washington, D.C. area to act as our official lobbyist (the matter of his compensation will be dealt with in a later memo, one which also explains our dues structure. membership grades, and official bylaws). Our candidate is an active poster in sci.crypt, is well-known to the Net, and yet has strong connections with the Washington bureaucracy. We feel he will do much to project a more proper, even anal, image of our group. We hope his appointment as Executive Director, The Privacy Institute, will go a long way toward improving the image we developed during our first phase of existence when we were known by the c-word name. Our new Director intends to immediately correct many of the wrongs he sees. Without further ado, here is his name: David Sternlight I hope you'll all join me in welcoming Sternie, or Sterno, as his friends call him, to the Privacy Institute. -Tim May, Recording Secretary, The Privacy Institute ("Don't call us Cypherpunks!") (The preceeding spoof was brought to you as a public service.)