From : Frederick Burroughs <riburr@shentel.net> Subj : Clinton Attacks Iraq Date : Wed, 16 Dec 1998 21:13:10 -0500 Eric Cordian wrote:
Looks like Bubba has launched a massive strike on Iraq to draw attention from his cocksucking problems.
No, I blame his irritability on lack of nookie. Unable to get his his willy slick of late, it's not surprising he needs to kick the dog, or lob some ordinance into the backyard of the middle eastern assholes nextdoor. Maybe if he gets drunk enough he'll take some pot shots... Yeehaa!
Caught between Iraq and a hard-one? Perhaps would should allow our elected officials to keep concubines. After all, no man is going to end the world on a crappy Monday morning if there a chance of getting some that night. I'm willing to bet that the money used to launch one cruise missile could support keeping a group of well funded presidential concubines around for the duration of his eight year presidency.