Duncan Frissell wrote:
Oregonian Friday July 11, 1997 Page B3
James D. Bell was charged Wednesday with interfearing with a federal officer and using false Social Security numbers. He has been held without bail in the Pierce County Jail since his May 18 arrest.
[Warning! Old, politically incorrect law school joke coming up.] What was the biggest charge reduction in the history of plea bargaining? That would have been the reduction from a charge of Sodomy to a charge of Following Too Close. -- From the International Committee for the Preservation of Politically Incorrect Law School Jokes.
I was arrested for "arson." They said that if I'd turned her over, then the charge would have been "rape." My lawyer pleaded it down to "assault with a friendly weapon." (The prosecutor argued for "dangerous weapon," but I was fortunate enough to have a male judge, so the evidence didn't stand up in court when it was presented for inspection.)
In an affidavit for the search warrant, IRS Special Investigator Jeff Gordon said that Bell was "directly soliciting others to set up a system to murder government officials" and that he had devised a plan to overthrow the government.
So where are these "others" and why are they still being allowed to walk the streets?
Perhaps the others are all decent, law-abiding conspirators who planned to have Dr.Kevorkian "help" government officials and, rather than "overthowing" the government, will merely act as executors (pardon the pun) of the e$tate.
All right. You forced me. "Why do they call it the 'Reasonable Man Test'? Because there's no such thing as a reasonable woman." (See Above) [Duck and Cover!]
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