At 7:13 AM -0800 5/14/97, Phillip M. Hallam-Baker wrote:
This may not be the case in this instance but its a good idea not to start seeing black helicopters arround every corner...
Don't worry, I don't see black helicopters buzzing around my hilltop. This is because they have disguised themselves in various ways. I can still _hear_ them, but now their invisible stealth mode is apparently being used to prevent me from adequately detecting them. This all started when Bill Clinton flew over my house in the summer of 1995. A woman visiting my house waved an AR-15 in his general direction, much to my consternation (though I favor his removal, I feared flaming wreckage raining down on my area, plus various SS agents carrying me off to KZs). After this, the stealth mode was turned on...now the black helicopters are invisible to me. --Tim May -- [This Bible excerpt awaiting review under the U.S. Communications Decency Act of 1996] And then Lot said, "I have some mighty fine young virgin daughters. Why don't you boys just come on in and fuck them right here in my house - I'll just watch!"....Later, up in the mountains, the younger daughter said: "Dad's getting old. I say we should fuck him before he's too old to fuck." So the two daughters got him drunk and screwed him all that night. Sure enough, Dad got them pregnant, and had an incestuous bastard son....Onan really hated the idea of doing his brother's wife and getting her pregnant while his brother got all the credit, so he pulled out before he came....Remember, it's not a good idea to have sex with your sister, your brother, your parents, your pet dog, or the farm animals, unless of course God tells you to. [excerpts from the Old Testament, Modern Vernacular Translation, TCM, 1996]