At 10:18 AM 03/30/96 -0500, Alan Horowitz wrote:
From: David K. Merriman <merriman@arn.net>
restroom-finding in a few languages.
The second necessarily follows from the first :-)
While deployed to a remote radar station on an isolated island, supplied solely by periodic but unreliable airfreight sorties, I oft found myself wondering: which is the more acute emergency.... to run out of food or to run out of toilet paper?
Why do you think they make those government instruction manuals so thick? :-) Dave "Adak - where suicide is redundant" Merriman ------------------------------------------------------------- "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." P. J. O'Rourke (b. 1947), U.S. journalist. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> http://www.shellback.com/personal/merriman/index.htm