At 8:20 PM -0400 10/24/00, Declan McCullagh wrote:
bills that the prez signed today...
Apropos of the socialist systems supported by Nathan Saper, Kerry Bonin, Dave Emery, and several others, what these bills do:
On Tuesday, October 24th, 2000, the President signed into law:
H.R. 1509 Disabled Veterans' LIFE Memorial Foundation
"...requires that those hiring or doing business with disabled veterans must place them in jobs not stressful to their situation, and must take positive steps to assure veterans of their rights to all the beer they can drink..."
H.R. 3201 Carter G. Woodson Home National Historic Site Study Act of 2000
"..is a special give-back to the heirs of Carter G. Woodson to provide them with a government-guaranteed pension and for funs to support the home of Carter G. Woodson, our first Undersecretary of the Interior for Central Texan Agrarian Affairs."
H.R. 3632 Golden Gate National Recreation Area Bountary Adjustment Act of 2000
"...establishes a free sex zone for lesbians, lesbigays, queers, fags, and transgendered persons in Golden Gate National Park..."
H.R. 4063 Rosie the Riveter/World War II Home Front National Historical Park Establishment Act of 2000
"...mandates that all history books be rewritten to stress the role of Rosie the Riveter and her fellow lesbians in winning the war. Requires that history teachers place her alongside of Crispus Attuck, the Negro bystander who was unknown until the 1960s when the Johnson Administration forced textbook writers to make him a central figure in the Revolutionary War."
And so on. And these were just _today's_ laws. Tomorrow brings us 37 new laws. --Tim May -- ---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---- Timothy C. May | Crypto Anarchy: encryption, digital money, ComSec 3DES: 831-728-0152 | anonymous networks, digital pseudonyms, zero W.A.S.T.E.: Corralitos, CA | knowledge, reputations, information markets, "Cyphernomicon" | black markets, collapse of governments.