While playing Spin the Whiskey Bottle with my dog, an entirely accidental motion caused a search engine to barf this up: http://www.letr.com/swat.html "Here's the ultimate 'SWAT' program - from intelligence gathering to incident command - with add on modules for tracking , training and performance evaluations ! ... "Complete detailed information on suspect description and history Information includes: o Religious and cultural background o political affiliations o psychological and medical disorders o likes and dislikes o family members o close relationships o employer and co-workers o motivational factors "Designed by Sergeant Gary Rovarino LASD SWAT Team Leader" (is _anyone_ taking names???) I _thought_ I also saw, but can't be sure: "We get almost as high writing and selling this software as our users do kicking in doors and shooting greasers in the back!" - Trembley Nerdwater, programmer [A Deep Gargling Source To Be Named Later reveals that when they get the foreign language versions of this software working, sales to Third World Nazi ButtFucktatorships should almost rival sales to police forces in U.S. and European Nazi ButtFucktatorships.] Optional modules include: o Instant Download From Deathlist Computer For those slow nights when the squad is in danger of losing its edge. Includes Random Hit Selector, Semiautomatic Route Selector, and optional route selection by pizza and titty bar locations. o Family Member and Associates Deathlist Upload For tidying up those loose ends. New data found on or near the perp's body can be entered in the field. o Special OKC Witness List For units with assigned responsibility for keeping the lid on _that_ one! Includes on line link to DOJ, FBI, ATF and specially assigned judges for authorization of special field actions against witnesses who have suddenly recovered their memories, gotten religion, have been reading unauthorized radical literature such as the U.S. "Constitution." Remember our motto, "Loose Lips Can Always Be Stapled Together." o Waco Tutorial Learn from the masters! No prisoners, no survivors! No bad press! Includes tips on obscuring causes of death by agglutinating bodies together! Confound medical examiners by combining pieces of perps to make remains that have been shot, gassed, burned, asphyxiated, strangled, decapitated, disemboweled, etc.! o Portable Press Dossier Be able to pull up the files of inquisitive reporters in real time! Get instant and unprecedented cooperation! Buy now and get testosterone supplements* at no additional charge! You must provide your own adrenalin. Remember! The rush is not on the radio -- it's going through the door! *suppositories only ButtFuckMonger