Fragile readers, stop here! Only those tough enough to cope with grim biological realities need read on...
Better hurry! The criminals in Washington are about to make mere _possession_ of biologicals like this illegal. Heretofore, it was illegal to possess biologicals intended for weapons use, but soon it will be a felony to merely possess broad classes of biologicals.
That's looney! That's about as stupid as banning nail clippers in carry-ons. Oh wait... This reminds me of a US elementary school that, in its effort to show how zero-tolerance it is, banned "injesting any chemical substance". I would love to have gotten a video tape of the principal drinking a glass of water, and then get him expelled from school... I mean, really, what is a "biological"? Every day I excrete several pounds of wonderful biological stuff, including many harmful disease-causing bacteria. If I accidentally crap on a dish full of nutrients, have I created a "biological"? Do I need a permit to operate a compost heap or a "bio-toilet"?
--Tim May, hurriedly dumping his biologicals in the nearby streams to get rid of them
I'm about to dump some biologicals into our sewer system. Oh wait, this list is monitored by the Feds, I should clarify that statement: I am about to excrete some human waste into the toilet, which I will then flush.