--- John Young <jya@pipeline.com> wrote:
Most of the Boston Red Sox team look as if they have just come from a terrorist training camp for blind, handless barbers, decked-out in ill-fitting sports gear, staring wild-eyed at RPGs being fired at their heads and nuts, swinging clubs futilely at the inerrant missiles, their ass-wipe paws swollen into giant shit-covered patties, muttering homicidal jihads against devil-bred yankees.
Our Maple Leafs' hockey team might look similarly if it weren't for the lockout. As it is, all of our players are well-fed and well-rested (if a little restless, ha ha ha). I imagine they have no trouble whatsoever convincing airport security of their benignity when they flit about on their vactions. We might as well face it. Whether one is designated as resembling a terrorist or not, according to security screeners, is really a matter of random happenstance in many cases. Did you purchase a 12ga Remington Defender sometime in the last twenty years? No? Well then please step onboard. Yes? Oh, well you're going to have to wait while we send your thong to the lab for analysis, Mr. Alleged, just to check for accelerant or explosives residue. Net result? Just one more obstacle on the highway of life. Ho hum. Regards, Steve ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca