On Saturday, May 3, 2003, at 04:15 PM, Adam Shostack wrote:
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Dear Mr. President, Thank you for defeating the bad people who wear rags on their heads and pray to a heathen god! And thank you for arresting those bad people who went out into the forest to shoot their guns and who had copies of that book they call "the koran" in their houses. I think they should go to prison! And thank you Mr. President for promising to extend the assault rifle law. I don't think the Constitution means that people who are not in the government should have guns. And I hate the Dixie Chicks, too! And thank you for increasing spending, for not rolling back government, and for generally acting like a not very bright Democrat. Since I hate the Democrats, you are helping me to make my arguments that they are bad people who also should be treated as illegal combatants. Oh, Mr. President, I am answering your request and am enclosing a list of 17 of my neighbors who I think should be investigated for UnAmerican Activities. With the PATRIOT, HomeSec, and Protection of the Reich Acts, I am already feeling more comfortable. --Tim, Mrs. Orwell's Sixth Grade Class