
Re:
Kevin Mitnick is seeking a highly credentialed expert in computer security, telecommunications, system and network administration to testify
Mr. Mitnick & Mr. Randolph, If you desire, I can put you in contact with an individual who has not only been described as 'The World's Foremost Computer Expert' in a variety of computer manuscripts and journals dating as far back as 1989, but who would also be willing to testify as to his personal involvement in the ethical violation of a plethora of MeatSpace laws in the last few decades during his activities in CyberSpace. I am speaking of C.J. Parker.
Qualified candidates must have an advanced degree and be knowledgeable in DOS, Windows 3.ll, Unix (SunOs & Solaris), VAX/VMS, and Internet operations. Experience with cellular telephone networks is a plus.
Mr. Parker holds an MBA which was obtained through an accelerated degree program known as 'hacking,' and can provide transcripts to verify his being awarded several 'honors' awards by a recognized institution of higher education. He has been involved in top levels of the business and educational arenas of the computer industry for the better part of a decade, and has not only worked with all variety of operating systems and programs, but also has access to a variety of individuals whose knowledge and expertise encompasses a range of the industry which is nothing short of phenomenal. Mr. Parker is a co-author of a variety of manuscripts concerning computer and digital communications issues which were only recognized as significant years or decades after his treatment of them. The fact that Mr. Parker is certifiably insane in no way dimishes the accomplishments that he has succeeded in bringing to fruitation as the president of an international computer company, and as an outlaw who was spitting in the face of authority since Mr. Mitnick was wetnursing. If you are interested in providing your client with a defense which will be recognized as sane and competent, then you would be well advised to ignore my offer. If you wish for your client to successfully resist the efforts of the government to make him a scapegoat for the deficiencies of the InterNet entities whose resources he shared based upon his own values and beliefs, then you would be well advised to further explore my offer. In short, Mr. Parker is not currently facing charges for the same activities that have been committed by your client. Think about it. ~~~~ Toto ~~~~ "The Xenix Chainsaw Massacre" http://bureau42.base.org/public/xenix "WebWorld & the Mythical Circle of Eunuchs" http://bureau42.base.org/public/webworld "InfoWar" http://bureau42.base.org/public/infowar3 "The Final Frontier" http://www3.sk.sympatico.ca/carljohn