POLICE: So, was that sheep you were having sex with male or female?
FARMER: Female of course! I'm no pervert, dammit.
Totally OT but amusing: When I was a young Army lieutant, my unit went to Germany for a few weeks for a training exercize, set up in the middle of some farmland. We were augmented with a handful of reservists. We spent the first couple of weeks there listening to this one guy complain about his life, including how he hadn't had a girlfriend in years. Then, a few days before we went back, the guy started musing about how people said ewes felt just like women, and how after a couple of weeks in the field he was getting pretty dirty and smelly himself and so the smell didn't put him off anymore. Whereupon I ordered my platoon sergeant to make sure PFC Dumbshit was not alone for even a minute until we got on the plane to return to the US. (International incident? Not on my watch, dammit!)