On Saturday, October 20, 2001, at 03:09 PM, David Honig wrote:
At 01:44 PM 10/20/01 -0700, Bill Stewart wrote:
At 12:20 AM 10/20/2001 -0500, measl@mfn.org wrote:
"Northwest Airlines has banned sugar substitutes and non-dairy creamers from its airplanes to avoid anthrax scares sparked by the white, powdery substances."
Does that mean they're switching over to actual milk or cream for coffee? At least there's some good coming out of this :-)
Just half-and-half, not cream. Anything over 50% cream is now an assault dairy product.
"WASHINGTON (Routers News Service) Because of false alarms involving the confectioner's sugar on powdered donuts, sale of so-called "assault donuts" will henceforth be restricted to law enforcement officers. "Cops have always been the largest consumers of donuts, this just makes them the _only_ legal purchaser of this particular kind of donut," said Department of Donuts spokesman Ring Annulus." --Tim May "The State is the great fiction by which everyone seeks to live at the expense of everyone else." --Frederic Bastiat