Path: perun!news2.panix.com!panix!news.columbia.edu!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!news.msfc.nasa.gov!newsfeed.internetmci.com!howland.erols.net!news.bbnplanet.com!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.idt.net!enews.sgi.com!lll-winken.llnl.gov!fugue.clari.net!funny-request From: verax@mindspring.com (Serenleono, the Serene Lion) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: New Carmen Sandiego shows announced Keywords: chuckle, swearing, racial stereotypes Message-ID: <Sa90.6d7a@clarinet.com> Date: Fri, 10 Jan 97 19:30:03 EST Organization: Lord Tower Productions (USA) Lines: 57 Approved: funny-request@clari.net BOSTON, M. A. (Freuder) - The two most popular children's educational game shows -- "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" and "Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego?" -- now have two new siblings, according to an announcement made today by WGHB Boston, one of the production entities that owns the popular programs. "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" is a game show which challenges young contestants on their knowledge of world geography while they "track down" the infamous villain Carmen Sandiego. Similarly, "Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego?" quizes children about ancient and modern history. Because of the enormous positive response received from educators, parents' groups, and kids alike, WGHB Boston, WPED Pittsburgh, and the Incorporation for Public Broadcasting this week announced a new set of television programs to expand their children's educational programming group. The two new incarnations will be entitled "Where Dat Carmen Bitch At?" which challenges contestants on their knowledge of racial stereotypes, and "Where the Fuck is Carmen Sandiego?" which quizes young contestants on their knowledge of the human reproductive system. from the first broadcast of: WHERE DAT CARMEN BITCH AT? QUERIST: "Okay, contestants, the next question is, 'What do you call the white man when he oppresses your people?" CONTESTANT TIMMY: "A 'honkey'?" CONTESTANT TRISHA: "I answer, 'a jive-ass mother fucker'?" CONTESTANT LAWANDA: "I also say, 'a jive-ass mutha fucka.'" QUERIST: "Right you are, Trisha and Lawanda! And may the white man never forget what he has wrought against the tribe of Shabaaz." from the first broadcast of: WHERE THE FUCK IS CARMEN SANDIEGO? QUERIST: "Okay, contestants, here's the next question in our 'testosterone teaser round': What is the name for fellatio during which the penis is taken into the throat?" CONTESTANT TIMMY: "Uh, I answer a 'Madonna mouthwash'?" CONTESTANT TRISHA: "The 'mother of all blow jobs'?" CONTESTANT LAWANDA: "That's nasty! Momma, get me off this show!" -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. For the full submission guidelines, see http://comedy.clari.net/rhf/