Hi, I'm Sham69, the best, most feared computer and telecom hacker in America. And I'm looking to loose my cherry! Me: 17, 5'8", brown eyes, scraggly hair, inch-thick glasses, pocket protector. Interests: late night romantic candle-lit pizza and coke dinners, dumpster diving by the AT&T corporate offices, making free phone calls all over the globe, collecting Kevin Mitnik memorabilia, keeping up with the adventures of those hot babes at The Spot, sleeping on the floor of a cheap Vegas motel with thirty other geeks at DefCon. You: Sexually adverturous, unconcerned with personal hygiene, experienced at microwaving cold pizza, limited social skills, interested in the Web, knowledge of DOS batch files a plus. Please send responses to Box 4456, enquirer@alpha.c2.org