~ MAD MOUNTIE INDIAN TRADING POST ------------------------------- Despite the comparative ease with which members of the law enforcement community are able to avoid penalties or legal punishment for murdering Wagon-Burners under the cover of a government-issued assassins badge, there still remains a small minority of policemen who are not comfortable with the moral implications of taking another human life lightly, but who don't want to suffer the stigmatism of not having a human trophy mounted on their office wall. This translates into $$$ BIG BUCKS $$$ for those who work in mortuaries, or who are lucky enough to hit a Wagon-Burner with their vehicle in a remote location where they can pop the body into the trunk. The Mad Mountie Indian Trading Post will pay top dollar for Wagon-Burner carcasses without noticeable tread marks, and a special bonus to those who bring in a mother and child combination suitable for mounting in the currently popular "Dave's Double" configuration. Carcasses that bear a significant resemblance to famous Wagon-Burners such as Louis Riel, Sitting Bull and Geronimo will be sold at the monthly Officers Only Auction.