Mail-order Ph.D.'s

I've received an obnoxious e-mail signed by *Dr.* David Sternlight. :-) David, did you buy your sheepskin in a pizzeria? How much did you pay? --- Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps